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I violated the Noah rule: Predicting rain doesn?t count; building arks does.
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The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed...
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Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what...
Quote #31476
To acquire knowledge, one must study but to acquire wisdom, one must observe.
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My meaning in saying he is a good man, is to have you understand...
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Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There’s nothing to do...
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Sinful and forbidden pleasures are like poisoned bread; they may satisfy appetite for the...
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A successful lie is doubly a lie; an error which has to be corrected...
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You have to laugh at yourself because you’d cry your eyes out if you...
Quote #19914
Carter This is the United States of James Carter here. I’m the president, I’m...