Quote #29012
One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that...
Quote #17647
Wayne Tell me, when the first show is over, will you still love me...
Quote #25428
Life without a friend is death without a witness.
Quote #32679
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds...
Quote #26795
Minor surgery is surgery someone else is having.
Quote #1832
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #33377
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #581
Elegance is refusal.
Quote #7730
Men keep agreements when it is to the advantage of neither to break them.
Quote #2193
Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the...