Quote #24986
Comedy is allied to justice.
Quote #2685
No normal man ever fell in love after thirty when the kidneys begin to...
Quote #21873
The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy, that...
Quote #31551
Never cut a tree down in the wintertime. Never make a negative decision in...
Quote #8866
Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.
Quote #26611
I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.
Quote #13003
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.
Quote #34138
Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does...
Quote #23833
Let him that would move the world, first move himself.
Quote #14450
All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice...