Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #13816
Insanity — a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
Quote #6796
Eccentricity is not, as dull people would have us believe, a form of madness....
Quote #19009
And while the law of competition may be sometimes hard for the individual, it...
Quote #3394
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make...
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I think there is choice possible to us at any moment, as long as...
Quote #12345
No doubt alcohol, tobacco, and so forth, are things that a saint must avoid,...
Quote #13164
The ingenious are always fanciful, and the truly imaginative never otherwise than analytic.
Quote #25794
Religion is excellent stuff for keeping the common people quiet.
Quote #31549
What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail