Quote #1423
I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe.
Quote #34317
In the state of nature…all men are born equal, but they cannot continue in...
Quote #22795
Water, water, everywhere,And all the boards did shrink.Water, water everywhere,Nor any drop to drink.
Quote #34549
We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us.
Quote #17939
Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods.
Quote #33571
We all carry around so much pain in our hearts. Love and pain and...
Quote #27526
I have been both rich and poor–while I have respect for both, I am...
Quote #96
I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
Quote #12571
Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what...
Quote #28332
I wish my name was Todd, because then I could say, ‘Yes, my name’s...