Quote #17371
To be loved for what one is, is the greatest exception. The great majority...
Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #19123
Sometimes it is a great joy just to listen to someone we love talking.
Quote #508
This Englishwoman is so refined She has no bosom and no behind.
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Keep your faith in all beautiful things in the sun when it is hidden,...
Quote #1665
Take what you can use and let the rest go by.
Quote #3826
Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will...
Quote #28373
I think in one of my previous lives I was a mighty king, because...
Quote #21128
I don’t think the intelligence reports are all that hot. Some days I get...
Quote #10166
It is never too late to be what you might have been.