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O, I am slain!
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
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Never follow somebody else’s path it doesn’t work the same way twice for anyone…the...
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Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you’ll...
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The weather-cock on the church spire, though made of iron, would soon be broken...
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Cowardice, as distinguished from panic, is almost always simply a lack of ability to...
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Try everything once except incest and folk dancing.
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And thou shalt smite thine enemy even unto the wall, gnashing thy teeth, and...
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Our constitution works. Our great republic is a government of laws, not of men.
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When one buys some of my artwork I hope it is because they will...