Quote #11961
Laugh, and the world laughs with you; Weep, and you weep alone. For the...
Quote #28093
I’m the only American alive or dead who presided unhappily over the removal of...
Quote #355
Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them.
Quote #10523
Where justice is denied, where poverty is enforced, where ignorance prevails, and where any...
Quote #6758
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I...
Quote #25255
I’m as pure as the driven slush.
Quote #11062
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
Quote #28471
If a way to the better there be, it lies in taking a full...
Quote #16588
Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.
Quote #14915
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular...