Quote #24415
Anyone who has begun to think places some portion of the world in jeopardy.
Quote #19069
A dwarf standing on the shoulders of a giant may see farther than a...
Quote #19431
Politicians are interested in people. Not that it is always a virtue. Fleas are...
Quote #27223
Conform and be dull.
Quote #8793
Dictionaries are like watches; the worst is better than none, and the best cannot...
Quote #19612
Odd how much it hurts when a friend moves away- and leaves behind only...
Quote #27451
I don’t use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.
Quote #6410
History is a nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #25502
I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.