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One of the advantages of being a captain is being able to ask for...
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The play’s the thing Wherein I’ll catch the conscience of the king.
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Comfort me with apples, for I am sick of love.
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You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have...
Quote #2571
Favorite animal: steak.
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A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells...
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Horse, you are truly a creature without equal, for you fly without wings and...
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Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important...
Quote #14240
Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
Quote #28035
It’s hard for me to answer a question from someone who really doesn’t care...