Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
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I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
Quote #28434
If I had the time to sit down and write a thank-you note to...
Quote #7315
The higher your station, the less your liberty.
Quote #2372
In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.
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Few men during their lifetime come anywhere near exhausting the resources dwelling in them....
Quote #20954
An honest tale speeds best, being plainly told.
Quote #23674
Art for art’s sake makes no more sense than gin for gin’s sake.
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #15525
We are living the events which for centuries to come will be minutely studied...