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Being plied with fine food always puts me in mind of the slammer, cause...
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People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be...
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The perfect host requires the perfect parasite.
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To mourn a mischief that is past and gone Is the next way to...
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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What most people need to learn in life is how to love people and...
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No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the...
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The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.
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Life is made up of small pleasures. Happiness is made up of those tiny...