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Love is union with somebody, or something, outside oneself, under the condition of retaining...
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Of all the things which wisdom provides to make us entirely happy, much the...
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When I interview people, and they give me an immediate answer, they’re often not...
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In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it...
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Conceal a flaw, and the world will imagine the worst.
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The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards
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A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.