Quote #23560
No one wants advice — only corroboration.
Quote #22768
The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not...
Quote #33297
If you pump casually, you will pump forever. Pump hard to begin with and...
Quote #13348
It is better to give than to lend and it costs about the same.
Quote #27539
Of course I believe that solipsism is the correct philosophy, but that’s only one...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #3042
I know what love is: Tracy and Hepburn, Bogart and Bacall, Romeo and Juliet,...
Quote #28007
I know that you think you know what I said. But I’m not sure...
Quote #17095
For most men the love of justice is only the fear of suffering injustice.
Quote #22854
Time goes by so fast, people go in and out of your life. You...