Quote #4870
I will make a Star-chamber matter of it.
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One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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You cannot make a man by standing a sheep on its hind legs. But...
Quote #9295
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal...
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College football would be more interesting if the faculty played instead of the students...
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Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is...
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If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him...
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A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.
Quote #11433
Discretion is knowing how to hide that which we cannot remedy.
Quote #1333
Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought.