Quote #28156
If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes...
Quote #32496
Don’t worry if you’re a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
Quote #26157
When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it’ s always...
Quote #6145
A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought.
Quote #25965
A passion for politics stems usually from an insatiable need, either for power, or...
Quote #14589
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
Quote #8002
I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who overcomes his enemies.
Quote #19077
We do not rejoice in victories. We rejoice when a new kind of cotton...
Quote #17529
It belongs to human nature to hate those you have injured.
Quote #3822
Humility must always be the portion of any man who receives acclaim earned in...