Quote #15573
Wind buffs up empty bladders; opinion, fools.
Quote #19428
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women....
Quote #1961
New York: A third-rate Babylon.
Quote #20940
The worst is not So long as we can say, This is the worst.
Quote #20811
Alas, poor Yorick I knew him Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most...
Quote #795
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.
Quote #12862
Be still sad heart and cease repining; Behind the clouds the sun is shining,...
Quote #19417
As death, when we come to consider it closely, is the true goal of...
Quote #2591
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.
Quote #422
Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be...