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I like bubbles and the whole thing. That’s the fun of taking a bath....
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When I interview people, and they give me an immediate answer, they’re often not...
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
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Lomhlaba Unzima, Lohmhlaba. This world is a harsh place, this world.
Quote #22791
Advice is like snow the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and...
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All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it....
Quote #19581
One who is too insistent on his own views finds few to agree with...
Quote #29669
There is no more lovely, friendly, and charming relationship, communion, or company than a...
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I feel the happiest when I can light my American cigarettes with Soviet matches.
Quote #28548
Never judge someone by who he’s in love with judge him by his friends....