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A woman should never be trusted with money.
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If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
Quote #1643
He not busy being born is busy dying.
Quote #4776
If we attend continually and promptly to the little that we can do, we...
Quote #26974
Many a promising career has been wrecked by marrying the wrong sort of woman....
Quote #4879
This is the third time; I hope good luck lies in odd numbers…. There...
Quote #12424
Blessed is he who has has learned to laugh at himself for he shall...
Quote #29196
It’s amazing what ordinary people can do if they set out without preconceived notions.
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A traveler must have the back of an ass to bear all, a tongue...
Quote #8838
This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for...