Quote #18672
Don’t let the bastards grind you down.
Quote #7964
I hate middle age. Too young for the bowling green, too old for Ecstasy.
Quote #29102
WARNING Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
Quote #26331
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
Quote #31673
An actor who knows his business ought to be able to make the London...
Quote #27319
I cannot always control what goes on outside. But I can always control what...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #3439
Goodnight
Quote #33401
Win hearts, and you have all men’s hands and purses.
Quote #33570
There’s an old saying that if you come back to the place where you...