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Above all things, be not made an ass to carry the burdens of other...
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what...
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Flattery is all right so long as you don’t inhale.
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Benevolence alone will not make a teacher, nor will learning alone do it. The...
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A sense of duty is useful in work, but offensive in personal relations. People...
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Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
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I took a speed reading course and read ‘War and Peace’ in twenty minutes....
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The reserve of modern assertions is sometimes pushed to extremes, in which the fear...
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I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of...
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Do not hover always on the surface of things, nor take up suddenly, with...