Quote #22543
Money, the root of all evil…but the cure for all sadness.
Quote #2026
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
Quote #23501
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Quote #14131
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about...
Quote #16632
Unlike presidential administrations, problems rarely have terminal dates.
Quote #32185
The widest thing in the universe is not space, it is the potential capacity...
Quote #2561
The only charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception necessary...
Quote #20958
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow, Creeps in this petty pace from day to day...
Quote #21514
How does the Meadow flower its bloom unfold Because the lovely little flower is...
Quote #1737
If a thing is worth doing, it is worth doing badly.