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I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the...
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The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.
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A little philosophy inclineth man’s mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy bringeth man’s...
Quote #22957
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart...
Quote #2751
The world is proof that God is a committee.
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The man who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd....
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If I could be a bird, I think I’d be a penguin, because then...
Quote #13405
One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.
Quote #19693
After three days men grow weary of a wench, a guest, and rainy weather.
Quote #11770
All true wealth is biological.