Quote #19494
Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
Quote #1111
Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
Quote #28410
Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
Quote #15434
The average person living to age 70 has 613,000 hours of life. This is...
Quote #21628
What does it matter how one comes by the truth so long as one...
Quote #10186
I violated the Noah rule: Predicting rain doesn?t count; building arks does.
Quote #31862
At my graduation, I thought we had to marry what we wished to become....
Quote #32644
If this world were what it seems it should be, it is clear that...
Quote #1898
Californians invented the concept of life-style. This alone warrants their doom.
Quote #13534
Every nation ridicules other nations — and all are right.