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Terrorist attacks can shake the foundations of our biggest buildings, but they cannot touch...
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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several...
Quote #23251
To live is like love, all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct...
Quote #17870
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
Quote #7922
I love children – especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Quote #17672
On the road to Mandalay Where the flyin’ fishes play, An’ the dawn comes...
Quote #25283
Advertising is like learning — a little is a dangerous thing.
Quote #26108
Well, we’ve only had a certain number of executions in the last few years-...
Quote #11536
The important is not so much that every child should be taught, as that...
Quote #2772
I only drink to make other people seem interesting.