Quote #23495
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be...
Quote #988
People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible.
Quote #270
When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.
Quote #1259
I am the only guinea pig I have.
Quote #34215
Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.
Quote #30583
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly for...
Quote #33851
I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two...
Quote #1134
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how...
Quote #7684
You add insult to injury. (Injuriae Addis Contumeliam)
Quote #31918
Where painting is weakest, namely, in the expression of the highest moral and spiritual...