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In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
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In Heaven an angel is nobody in particular.
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Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we...
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Telling us to obey instinct is like telling us to obey ‘people.’ People say...
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One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is...
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He who speaks the truth must have one foot in the stirrup.
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If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them...
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Big men become big by doing what they didn’t want to do when they...
Quote #33377
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.