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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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Be careful — with quotations, you can damn anything.
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A turkey never voted for an early Christmas.
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I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.
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If you raise your children to feel that they can accomplish any goal or...
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Complaining is good for you as long as you’re not complaining to the person...
Quote #32873
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of...
Quote #22232
Perl – The only language that looks the same before and after RSA encryption.
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It never occurs to some politicians that Lincoln is worth imitating as well as...
Quote #27528
Ask five economists and you’ll get five different answers (six if one went to...