Quote #17011
I believe everyody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and...
Quote #17812
It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there...
Quote #22749
Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins...
Quote #31448
Without doubt the greatest injury was done by basing morals on myth, for sooner...
Quote #32909
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #4705
I say, thou mad March hare.
Quote #31977
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others...
Quote #20352
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the...
Quote #26173
Broke is a temporary condition, poor is a state of mind.
Quote #4937
A little more than kin, and less than kind.