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It is an old maxim of mine that when you have excluded the impossible,...
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Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the...
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Jesus was a bachelor and never lived with a woman. Surely living with a...
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America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
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Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside...
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I remember when I was in the army, we had the toughest drill sergeant...
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Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it with the handle...
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Keep five yards from a carriage, ten yards from a horse, and a hundred...
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Words do two major things They provide food for the mind and create light...