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I do not know what I may appear to the world but to myself...
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
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Dwell not upon thy weariness, thy strength shall be according to the measure of...
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The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread.
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The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they...
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God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil...
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Let me not be understood as saying that there are no bad laws, nor...
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An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
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Fanaticism consists in redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim.
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He who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is...