Quote #2463
An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
Quote #23676
The great tragedy of life is not that men perish, but that they cease...
Quote #24569
In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable...
Quote #29406
A year from now you may wish you had started today.
Quote #11213
A light heart lives long.
Quote #29138
Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.
Quote #11643
If male homosexuals are called “gay,” then female homosexuals should be called “ecstatic.”
Quote #21538
Nicky I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it...
Quote #24828
The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover’s Lane holding his...
Quote #6785
The petty economies of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances...