Quote #4839
When you have a number of disagreeable duties to perform, always do the most...
Quote #11197
A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year.
Quote #12481
What can we see, read, acquire, but ourselves. Take the book, my friend, and...
Quote #4100
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the...
Quote #33709
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to...
Quote #11872
Some men are born posthumously.
Quote #7279
Refrain from doing ill; for one all powerful reason, lest our children should copy...
Quote #16301
God sends children for another purpose than merely to keep up the race –...
Quote #1549
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Quote #25254
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.