Quote #12417
A sense of humor is just common sense dancing.
Quote #28485
People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
Quote #22151
In every affair consider what precedes and what follows, and then undertake it.
Quote #26731
Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.
Quote #2852
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
Quote #27593
The opinion of the strongest is always the best.
Quote #4698
I know all except myself.
Quote #482
I feel sure that no girl would go to the altar if she knew...
Quote #15338
Jealousy is the art of injuring ourselves more than others.
Quote #13458
When a thing has been said, and said well, have no scruple. Take it...