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When a day that you happen to know is Wednesday starts off sounding like...
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If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
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If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.
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One man’s justice is another’s injustice one man’s beauty another’s ugliness one man’s wisdom...
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The difference between a good man and a bad man is the choice of...
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Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.
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I give myself, sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.
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Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance...
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No one is exempt from talking nonsense the mistake is to do it solemnly.
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Arrogance is a kingdom without a crown.