Quote #33763
Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
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It may be irrational of me, but human beings are quite my favorite species.
Quote #3822
Humility must always be the portion of any man who receives acclaim earned in...
Quote #31173
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen...
Quote #7892
My kids can do whatever they want as long as they are not Republicans...
Quote #18079
Peter Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use...
Quote #8337
Most people sell their souls, and live with a good conscience on the proceeds.
Quote #26098
We can pay our debt to the past by putting the future in debt...
Quote #33363
In case you’re worried about what’s going to become of the younger generation, it’s...
Quote #1
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.