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If you were a poor Indian with no weapons, and a bunch of conquistadores...
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Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to...
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I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god...
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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
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If a civil word or two will render a man happy, he must be...
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Friends are like melons, Shall I tell you why To find one good, you...
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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Virtue is more to man than either water or fire. I have seen men...