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Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.
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Let me have men about me that are fat, Sleek-headed men, and such as...
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Every time we remember to say thank you, we experience nothing less than heaven...
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Is there a rehab center for Coke drinkers? I drink six to eight cans...
Quote #28423
When I heard that trees grow a new ‘ring’ for each year they live,...
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I asked Ring Lardner the other day how he writes his short stories, and...
Quote #10980
There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and...
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When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and...
Quote #28781
Instead of loving your enemies, treat your friends a little better.
Quote #22529
If I were to make public these tapes, containing blunt and candid remarks on...