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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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Nothing you write, if you hope to be good, will ever come out as...
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This is obviously an act of war that has been committed on the United...
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We have inadvertently designed a system in which being good at what you do...
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We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
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I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.
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Sweet are the uses of adversity, which, like a toad, though ugly and venomous,...
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Half the controversies in the world are verbal ones; and could they be brought...
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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
Quote #5776
Being convinced one knows the whole story is the surest way to fail.