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The highest manifestation of life consists in this: that a being governs its own...
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In the next year or so, my signature will appear on 60 billion of...
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What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband About 30 pounds.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that...
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Are you insinuating that I am a purveyor of terminological inexactitudes?
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Better be wise by the misfortunes of others than by your own.
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The past is a guide post, not a hitching post.
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Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind – listen to the birds....
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For certain is death for the bornAnd certain is birth for the dead;Therefore over...