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My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
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Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several...
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As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well used brings a...
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Education… has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what...
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Tomorrow is often the busiest time of the year.
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Be careful what you set your heart upon – for it will surely be...
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Educate your children to self-control, to the habit of holding passion and prejudice and...
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If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters.
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I have now reigned about 50 years in victory or peace, beloved by my...
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A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells...