Quote #13180
These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he...
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The worst thing about Europe is that you can’t go out in the middle...
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When they come downstairs from their Ivory Towers, Idealists are very apt to walk...
Quote #29901
Never give up. If you want to be something, be conceited about it, give...
Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
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Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have...
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #33025
Garner up pleasant thoughts in your mind, for pleasant thoughts make pleasant lives.
Quote #18218
They never fail who die in a great cause.
Quote #22842
People of the same trade seldom meet together, even for merriment and diversion, but...