Quote #16699
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the...
Quote #22027
A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition.
Quote #28317
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to...
Quote #34655
Not wanting to die was another universal constant, it seemed.
Quote #20027
Keeping score of old scores and scars, getting even and one-upping, always makes you...
Quote #13899
The atom, being for all practical purposes the stable unit of the physical plane,...
Quote #13445
He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not...
Quote #3470
The anatomical juxtaposition of 2 orbicularis oris muscles in a state of contraction.
Quote #901
Maybe I should have screwed up.
Quote #30457
If you bungle raising your children, I don’t think whatever else you do matters.