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The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious...
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The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
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Anyone who has a child today should train him to be either a physicist...
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The gifts of a bad man bring no good with them.
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Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but...
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Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off the goal.
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… and thereof do I repent: I only plucked an occasional flower when I...
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There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst...
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We should all be obliged to appear before a board every five years and...
Quote #27076
The pleasure of the senses is always regulated in accordance with the imagination. Man...