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There’s never a new fashion but it’s old.
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Miserable mortals who, like leaves, at one moment flame with life, eating the produce...
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A lawyer starts life giving $500 worth of law for $5 and ends giving...
Quote #26084
When it comes to staying young, a mind lift beats a face lift any...
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Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.
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She did not talk to people as if they were strange hard shells she...
Quote #9595
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
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A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.
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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a...
Quote #31245
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little...