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God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board
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For believe me: the secret for harvesting from existence the greatest fruitfulness and greatest...
Quote #15998
Were there but one virtuous man in the world, he would hold up his...
Quote #25913
The gun lobby finds waiting periods inconvenient. You have only to ask my husband...
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I remember how the other kids used to say that old Mister Swenson was...
Quote #31386
A proverb is the wisdom of many and the wit of one.
Quote #34527
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
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Conquering others takes force, conquering yourself is true strength.
Quote #28765
When salvation is viewed as man’s program, it is left up to man as...
Quote #5272
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we...