Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.
Quote #10895
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable...
Quote #21359
A man’s worst difficulties begin when he is able to do as he likes.
Quote #22153
Everything has two handles,–one by which it may be borne another by which it...
Quote #10676
I require myself not to be equal to the best, but to be better...
Quote #24526
There is no love lost between us.
Quote #28322
If doctors ever tell you that you’ve ‘flipped out,’ don’t believe them, and just...
Quote #3810
An apprentice carpenter may want only a hammer and saw, but a master craftsman...
Quote #5137
It is the responsibility of the sender to make sure the receiver understands the...
Quote #5954
Nothing is worth doing unless the consequences may be serious.