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The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross...
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Remember that happiness is as contagious as gloom. It should be the first duty...
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Crime wouldn’t pay if the government ran it.
Quote #34286
Don’t accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
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I’m perplexed when people adopt the modish abbreviation Ms., which doesn’t abbreviate anything except...
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We like to praise birds for flying. But how much of it is actually...
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It is easier to talk about money — and much easier to talk about...
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No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend...
Quote #26873
A mighty pain to love it is, and ’tis a pain that pain to...
Quote #2042
A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are.