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It was a turkey He could never have stood upon his legs, that bird...
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Politeness is half good manners and half good lying.
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We need to make a world in which fewer children are born, and in...
Quote #3281
What men call good fellowship is commonly but the virtue of pigs in a...
Quote #13194
This is the night to go to the theatre, like Abraham Lincoln.
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My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one ‘swollen’ shoe, for when...
Quote #25524
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #2362
Every word is like an unnecessary stain on silence and nothingness.
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No good deed goes unpunished.
Quote #33174
All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was...