Quote #1112
Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
Quote #6533
Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.
Quote #1260
True friendship is never serene.
Quote #617
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the...
Quote #711
Intelligence is nothing without delight.
Quote #13568
You only live once; but if you live it right, once is enough.
Quote #9537
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Quote #5082
Show me a thoroughly satisfied man, and I will show you a failure.
Quote #20593
Wit is the lowest form of humor.
Quote #21179
Science advances through tentative answers to a series of more and more subtle questions...